At least your Matix Men's Miner Denim Pants are comfortable because you don't know how long you'll be stuck underground like a rat in a trap. The air is dirty, musky, and toxic. There is nothing but stale scraps of food to eat. If only someone would send a rescue team to save you, or at least a rescue pizza. Maybe it's time to get off your butt and get out of your parents' basement.
Tried-and-true denim fabric is durable and looks good with pretty much anything
Straight cut is balanced so it's not too tight or too baggy
Button fly adds a classic touch